I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I think I just sharted jello shots
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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