I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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