you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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