Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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