Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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