You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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