I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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