she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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