South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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