5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize