: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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