How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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