I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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