Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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