weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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