I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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