Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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