in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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