i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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