i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night