found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.