I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to