I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?