you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha