In the future we'll all be gay
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"