So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers