just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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