well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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