she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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