Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My ass is underappreciated