I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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