Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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