So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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