We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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