When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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