i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
where are my eyebrows?
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