Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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