their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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