she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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