if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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