have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
When are your genitals available?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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