It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO