I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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