I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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