No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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