@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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