he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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