stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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