HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Your cock deserves a montage
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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