a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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