Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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