bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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