it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize