Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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