guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?