He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Two words: blizzard sex
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.