btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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